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Action Figure Jesus
Muslims and Jews saw him as a prophet; Buddhists say he was enlightened; Hindus consider him an avatar while Christians hail him as the Son of God.
Whatever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action figure since G.I. Joe. He stands 5" tall with poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action.
Comes in an illustrated package with biblical quotes on the back.
Action Jesus $8.95 Brain Mold
Frankly, we didn't know where else to place this. A plastic mold produces the left hemisphere of a jiggly brain, about 7-1/2" x 6-1/2" -- larger than average for the general populace, but just right for our customers.
Educational toy (you can identify the functions of the different parts of the brain as they slide down your throat), and fun (impress your friends as you re-enact scenes from "Night of the Living Dead"). Includes a recipe for brain-colored gelatin.
After all, there's always room for brains.
Brain Mold $7.95

Sigmund Freud Action Figure
Don't have $200.00 an hour to pay your psychiatrist? Our Freud action figure can sit at your desk for 50 minutes and give you the same satisfaction for a fraction of the cost!Since therapists are also strangely silent during sessions you will never notice the difference.
Each 5" tall figure captures Freud in a pensive pose, holding a distinctly phallic cigar.
Prop him on your desk or nightstand to inspire you to explore the depths of your unconscious and embrace the symbolism of your dreams.
Freud $8.95 Punching Nun
She has a habit of fighting for what's right. Push the two levers under her habit with your fingers, and she comes out swinging. Her face is made of peach-colored rubber, boxing gloves are black plastic, and her habit is made from black and white cloth. Appx. 12" tall.
Punching Nun $8.95

Growing Brain
Grow your own brain. This is NOT one of those ubiquitous 'sponge' toys. Our Growing Brain will remain hard, and somewhat slimy, after soaking. Place the brain in water for 2 to 4 days and allow to expand. Brain measures about 1.5" square to start. Grows to the size of an actual human brain (with the exception of any of my ex-husbands). You can leave your brain in a jar,or hydrate it and shrink it back to the original size. "Incredible Brain Facts" on the packaging.
Growing Brain $4.50 Glow in the Dark Eyeball Balls
These glowing eyeballs are guaranteed to bounce really high! Try that with your own eyeball! Maybe not.
Measures appx. 1" diameter and glows in the dark. Iris color may be blue, brown or red, depending upon our mood.
EyeBall Ball .99


Action Figure Jesus Muslims and Jews saw him as a prophet; Buddhists say he was enlightened; Hindus consider him an avatar while Christians hail him as the Son of God. Whatever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action figure since G.I. Joe. He stands 5" tall with poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action. Comes in an illustrated package with biblical quotes on the back. Action Jesus $8.95	Brain Mold Frankly, we didn't know where else to place this. A plastic mold produces the left hemisphere of a jiggly brain, about 7-1/2" x 6-1/2" -- larger than average for the general populace, but just right for our customers. Educational toy (you can identify the functions of the different parts of the brain as they slide down your throat), and fun (impress your friends as you re-enact scenes from "Night of the Living Dead"). Includes a recipe for brain-colored gelatin. After all, there's always room for brains. Brain Mold $7.95

Sigmund Freud Action Figure Don't have $200.00 an hour to pay your psychiatrist? Our Freud action figure can sit at your desk for 50 minutes and give you the same satisfaction for a fraction of the cost!Since therapists are also strangely silent during sessions you will never notice the difference. Each 5" tall figure captures Freud in a pensive pose, holding a distinctly phallic cigar. Prop him on your desk or nightstand to inspire you to explore the depths of your unconscious and embrace the symbolism of your dreams. Freud $8.95	Punching Nun She has a habit of fighting for what's right. Push the two levers under her habit with your fingers, and she comes out swinging. Her face is made of peach-colored rubber, boxing gloves are black plastic, and her habit is made from black and white cloth. Appx. 12" tall. Punching Nun $8.95

Growing Brain Grow your own brain. This is NOT one of those ubiquitous 'sponge' toys. Our Growing Brain will remain hard, and somewhat slimy, after soaking. Place the brain in water for 2 to 4 days and allow to expand. Brain measures about 1.5" square to start. Grows to the size of an actual human brain (with the exception of any of my ex-husbands). You can leave your brain in a jar,or hydrate it and shrink it back to the original size. "Incredible Brain Facts" on the packaging. Growing Brain $4.50	Glow in the Dark Eyeball Balls These glowing eyeballs are guaranteed to bounce really high! Try that with your own eyeball! Maybe not. Measures appx. 1" diameter and glows in the dark. Iris color may be blue, brown or red, depending upon our mood. EyeBall Ball .99